I just saw the movie “Teeth” last night. And I am not the same today. And not in a good way. The movie couldn’t decide what it wanted to be. Was it a satire? A dark comedy? A horror film? A feminist statement? All I know is that today I am still disturbed. Maybe that was its intention. I will say, though, that the acting was phenomenal. Jess Weixler is like a dewy, young Meryl Streep.