The following are Google search terms that were used to find my site.  I like them; they are funny.  If you don’t want to read the whole list (but, tell me, who doesn’t?), the more ”out-there” ones are written in cool cyan.

Mythical Australian Shepherds

Delicate labia

User-generated porn

“Sierra Trading Post” cocaine

Detox foot pads smell like bacon (Actually, more accurately they smell like rotting potatoes.)

Calf porn

Most disturbing website (I’m very proud of this one.)

Jewel sucks (I second that.)

How to play ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Litter Star’ on the recorder

Girl on toilet bathroom poop fart

Porn platform sandals

Platform porn

Pitching a dog

Tampax toilet

Afghan hounds

What to call a dog

Dooce sucks (On the contrary, asshole.)

Naked honeymoon pics

Woman, water (So simple, so sweet.  I wonder what the hell they were looking for.)

Power flush toilet

Funny sign bathroom

I love the collective Internet.