I love menswear-inspired clothing.  Unfortunately, I think that in order to pull off wearing menswear-inspired pieces, you have to, well, look like a man.  Whereas, my body type can best be described by Nelly:

“Boo, as long as you a thicky, thicky, thick girl you know that it’s on / I peep something comin’ towards me up the dance floor / Sexy and real slow (Hey!) / Sayin’ she was peepin’ and “I dig the last video” / So when “Nelly, can we go?” How could I tell her no? / Her measurements were 36-25-34″*

*Grammatical corrections were undertaken for readability.

But I’m very tall.  The girl Nelly was looking for was a “shorty, hot, and horny”.  And just because I’m unclear about this whole “shorty” business (or “bidness” as they say in the “industry”), the only relevant description is that I’m a “thicky, thicky, thick girl” and my measurements are approximately the same as his hot and horny shorty’s. 

So instead of wearing trousers, I wear menswear-inspired shoes. 

Allow me to stun you.

Apt. 9 Lustrous peep-toe ankle boots.  I use these for crushing men’s skulls and egos (metaphorically).